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(Source: brightdelirium, via looksprettyhuman)
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(via thetruthisone)
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The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
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(via d-bcooper)
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don’t feel sorry for me.
I am a competent, satisfied human being.
be sorry for the others who fidget, complain,
who constantly rearrange their lives like furniture,
juggling mates and attitudes.
their confusion is constant, and it will touch whoever they deal with.
beware of them: one of their key words is “love”
and beware of those who only take instructions from their God,
for they have failed completely to live their own lives.
don’t feel sorry for me because I am alone,
for even at the most terrible moments, humor is my companion.
i am a dog walking backwards
i am a broken banjo
i am a telephone wire strung up in Toledo, Ohio.
i am a man eating a meal this night in the month of September.
put your sympathy aside.
they say water help up Christ:
to come through, you better be nearly as lucky.— Charles Bukowski (via thechocolatebrigade)
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(Source: applecocaine, via realityisrippingattheseams)
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This is by far one of the coolest tattoos I’ve seen in awhile…
(Source: ilostmyselfinjapan, via grayskymorning)
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These are cool!
(Source: waterforchocolate)
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(Source: thepursuitaesthetic, via loveyourchaos)
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When the Moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars;
Then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.(via fuckyeawecanlivelikethis)
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I think I’m going to start making jewlery out of all the crystals I collect :) And insanity wolf has me dying laughing at the moment hahahahahah.
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When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson (via misswallflower)
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