February 2012
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January 2012
34 posts
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
“don’t feel sorry for me.
I am a competent, satisfied human being.
be sorry for...”
– Charles Bukowski (via thechocolatebrigade)
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I think I’m going to start making jewlery out of all the crystals I collect :) And insanity wolf has me dying laughing at the moment hahahahahah.
“When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via misswallflower)
So yes I will gladly take on your ocean just to swim beneath you so I can kiss the bends of your knees in appreciation for the work they do keeping your head above water
-Everyday, Mike McGee
“Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.”
– AA Milne (via myquotelibrary)
“Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle...”
– Siddhārtha Gautama (via elige)
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Family sucks most of the time. The end.
December 2011
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I wish I had stolen a 100 bucks, but I’ll be happily accused instead :) Please don’t think you would be doing me a favor for a 100 bucks I’m not that petty. I guess our relationship was meant to end. Alas another one, who’s mind I can’t change, bites the dust. Goodbye.
November 2011
12 posts
“i am a series of small victories and large defeats”
– charles bukowski (via 32teeth)
“May you live a thousand years, and I, a thousand less one day; that I might...”
– Hungarian Proverb (via thelittlephilosopher)
“Love to say this to your face, “I’ll love you only.”
– Iron and Wine (via irrelevantttt)
“Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot today, at least we...”
– Buddha (via thelittlephilosopher)
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Ahhh holidays with this family always remind me why I stay in my room and avoid everyone. I can’t believe these people are real sometimes.
September 2011
14 posts
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